We were all buried at sea [x]
How about 9 months?
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
I refuse to believe Fox News is real anymore.
would you say it looks like he’s… up to something fowl?
Wonder if he’s popular with the chicks.
with a cock like that? of course!
i knew that the media was unreliable but i never imagined it would be this bad
I was never a cool kid *sniff* but now *sniff* my life is complete.